Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.

What is the difference between a wife's argument and a knife?

A knife has a point.

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Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth?

her miscarriage

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

How's the oil industry doing these days?

It's in the tank.

One Jokes More One Jokes

Why y'all checkin' me?

Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!"

How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a bunch of white guys on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

Congress Jokes More Congress Jokes

What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?

A: No fee--If No Recovery!

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

Parliament Jokes More Parliament Jokes

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies

Baboon Jokes More Baboon Jokes

How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!

How do you identify a baboon?

Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!

Hoot Jokes More Hoot Jokes

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...