Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

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What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A: A cello burns longer.

What is the difference between an Afghanistani Primary School and a Taliban Base?

What would I know, I am just a drone pilot.

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Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

d(sun)/dt *facepalm* I'll see myself out.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's Chris Brown's favourite time of day?

12:34!

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom

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What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

What are the best kinds of speedbumps?

Orphan shaped ones.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)

What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

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What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

Raisin bran

What do you call a bunch of Mexican Stoners?

Baked Beans.

Congress Jokes More Congress Jokes

What's the opposite of progress?

congress.

What's the difference between congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...

Parliament Jokes More Parliament Jokes

What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

Baboon Jokes More Baboon Jokes

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!

Hoot Jokes More Hoot Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.