Why do hippies wear corduroy?

It's groovy!

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How do you know if hippies have been in your house?

They are still there.

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

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Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite color?

Corduroy.

Why do hippies wear corduroy?

It's groovy!