What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the horse get on his oral exam?

A-neigh

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

House Jokes More House Jokes

How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. The sockets all went with the house.

When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house?

A: When the door is open.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ?

She kicked the bucket !