How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck

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How many 'suh goods' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

none its already lit sam hahahah ssoooohh

How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

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How long does it take a necrophiliac to screw in a light bulb?

Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.

How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Darkness foreverrrr!

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What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

What is the best way to get over a guy/girl?

Truck.