How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck

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How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know either, I walked out early too.

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

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How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.

How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

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Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...

How do you top a truck?

tep on the brake tupid