Why such hate on Lance Armstrong?

I think his riding style is pretty dope.

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How many fingers do I have up?

a gynecologist who thinks he's really funny

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I think I could use a Han here.

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Cause they lack the towers.

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What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

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They only have one good ball.