Why such hate on Lance Armstrong?

I think his riding style is pretty dope.

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

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What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from?

LIESTRONG bracelets.

Why is Lance Armstrong a good citizen?

Because he is always recycling