Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...

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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

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Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU

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Why did Sally fall down the hill?

I pushed her.

What do you get if you push a piano down a mine?

A flat miner

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

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What's the quickest way to make nine million dollars?

Date Simon Cowell.

Which is the quickest way to make someone lose?

The game.

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What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...