How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

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Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club?

Black lights matter.

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

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How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything!

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How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?

A: If we change the light bulb we'll have to change everything.

How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?

5/3. The same amount as for whites.

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What do you call scriptures for blind people?

The holy braille

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.