How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

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What's a turtle's favorite type of shoe?

Green clog. (looks almost like a turtle shell)

What kind of bird is that?

Just look at that bird!

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How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

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How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

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Why do blind people always laugh at jokes?

Same as why they don't drive. They never see it comming.

Why are so many blind people religious?

Because they just won't open their eyes!