How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?

A: If we change the light bulb we'll have to change everything.

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What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"

How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil?

A Brazillion!!!

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How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!