How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil?

A Brazillion!!!

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What do people wear when they go to a new planet?

Terraformal wear.

How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

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How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

How many Communists does is take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.

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What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious?

Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target

What is Brazil's favorite game right now?

Hide and go zika

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How many shaves does it take to remove all a persons pubic hair?

A brazillion!

What country has the most people?

Brazil... They've got Brazillions