How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.

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How many dead memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty-one.

How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

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How many Anti-Vaxxers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.

How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

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How do you hold your liqour?

I hold mine by the ears.

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!"

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How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13. Number 9 will shock you!

How manyh grad students does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes 7 years.

Editor Jokes More Editor Jokes

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

Publisher Jokes More Publisher Jokes

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.