Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

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How does the Mexican national anthem start?

Jose can you see.....

Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

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Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

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What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Why did the German boy go to Summer camp?

I don't know he did notsay!

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What is Drake's favorite type of alcohol?

Cripple Sec

Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more