How do you tell when somebodies a vegan?

You don't, they will tell you.

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What do you tell a women with a black eye?

Nothing, you already told her once.

What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

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What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject?

The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."

How many feminists does it take to screw a vegan?

Lightbulb.