What is it called when two Vegans get into an argument?

A Beef

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What do you call a mother who is overweight and poor?

Beef on WIC

What do you call beef that's been burned?

A mis-steak.

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What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak"

What can I get for you, Ma'am?

She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."

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Why shouldn't you ever have an argument with Mobius?

Because they're always so one sided!

How do you end an argument with a woman?

Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.