What is it called when two Vegans get into an argument?

A Beef

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Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

What do you call beef that's been burned?

A mis-steak.

What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef?

FILET MIGNON!**

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!