How many Filipinos can you fit on a jeepney?

One more.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there

How do you fit five elephants into a car ?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !

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What do you call two Filipino pilots?

A pair of pliers

What are filipinos horror stories?

Crispy Pata