Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious?

No one wants to be comic sans.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

Why is a duck when it's round?

Because the farther it flies, the fewer.

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.