Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

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Who wants to get enraged and go persecute Christians?

No one.

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

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Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

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Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

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Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

a bagel