Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

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What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

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What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

a bagel

What does a Latina like on her bagel?

Papi seeds.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.