How do you fit five elephants into a car ?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a car if you don't know its gender?

Mitsuheshe.

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

What do you call 50 feminists on a bus?

Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus.

Glove Compartment Jokes More Glove Compartment Jokes

How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

How did experts know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders in the glove compartment.