How do you fit five elephants into a car ?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

What do a blonde and a car have in common?

A: They can both drive you crazy.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants do well in school ?

Because they have a lot of grey matter !

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

Glove Compartment Jokes More Glove Compartment Jokes

How do you fit five elephants into a car ?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !

How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment