How do you fit five elephants into a car ?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car?

He wax off.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

Glove Compartment Jokes More Glove Compartment Jokes

How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?

Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.