How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there

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How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard?

4 or 5.

How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.

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What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.

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How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

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Who has to always be on there toes?

A midget at a urinal.

What happens when a midget smokes weed?

He gets medium.