Filipino Jokes

What are filipinos horror stories?

Crispy Pata

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What do you call a Filipino yoga instructor?

A Manila Folder.

What do you call a party with no Filipino people?

A no-Nguyen scenario.

What sound does a Filipino horse make when it gallops?

Tagalog-tagalog-tagalog-tagalog.

What do you call a Filipino contortionist?

A manila folder!!!

What do you call two Filipino pilots?

A pair of pliers

How do Filipinos count money?

One-a two-a three-a four-a another-a ...

How many Filipinos can you fit on a jeepney?

One more.

What kind of jokes do filipinos make?

Punny ones

What do you call a hot Filipino?

A Filipino.

What do you call a Mexican working at Tim Hortons?

a Filipino

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What do Filipinos call Canada?

Upper U.S.

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Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

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How do you spell Canada?

C-Eh?-N-Eh?-D-Eh?

What borders stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

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What's the difference between democracy and feudalism?

Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

What do you call a bread place that doesn't make any money?

A Naanprofit!

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

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What did Reddit almost change their name to during the Victoria controversy?

Blueit. -just thought of it, sorry its a little late to the party

How does an Asgardian like his parties?

Loki

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family of four.

What do call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph. Because they're a short es.