How Many Friend Zoned Men Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

What do blondes and turtles have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

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Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

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What's life like in North Korea?

Oh, I can't complain."

What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl?

This is unacceptable.