How's it like living in a totalitarian regime?

Can't complain.

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Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

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What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl?

This is unacceptable.

What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.