How's it like living in a totalitarian regime?

Can't complain.

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What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*

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How dare you complain about your life?

Someone's mom is Snooki.

What's life like in North Korea?

Oh, I can't complain."