How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.

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How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You cant count them when its dark

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

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How many psychologist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.

How many dads does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.

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What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.

What is small furry and smells like bacon ?

A hamster !