How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.

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How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

How many white people does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just hire a mexican to do it.

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How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!! YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!!

How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb ?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

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What is small furry and smells like bacon ?

A hamster !

What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.