Why did they have to put Michael Jackson down?

Because he couldn't race anymore!

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What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Andrew Jackson?

One goes from black to white, the other goes from white to black.

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Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

What race of horses is the most popular on Pandora?

Neightiri.