How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

1/3

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How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.

How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.

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What do you call something that only 9 or 11 can fix?

An untenable situation

What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?

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How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

1/3

What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.

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How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

1/3

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.