How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

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Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.

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Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

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What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.

Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

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What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

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