What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

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Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

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What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

What do you call a snobby criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con desending..

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How are children like slinkies?

It's fun to toss them down stairs.

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

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What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!

What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."

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What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

1/3