Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

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What is the best color?

Reddit

What's the difference between Reddit and the 1984 Universe?

You can leave Reddit.

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What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!

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How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

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What's DJ Khaled's favorite number?

11, because it has another one.

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

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What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

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Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.

Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!