How many Germans does it take to make a negative?

Nein.

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What do you call a silly, apathetic German boy?

Agoofaloofagus

How do German bread greet each other?

Gluten tag!

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How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied : "Nein, Eleven."