How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied : "Nein, Eleven."

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What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

What do you do when a timeline dies?

Barry it.

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What have you been doing for it?

She replies, "Snorting pepper."

How much is a dozen bananas?

ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas

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What's a german's favourite number?

Nein

How many contradictory Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nein.