How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied : "Nein, Eleven."

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What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right.."

What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

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Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

What's he like?

asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

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How many Germans does to take to screw in a light bulbs?

NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

How many countries border Germany?

Nein!