Nein Jokes

How many Germans does it take to make a negative?

Nein.

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What's a german's favourite number?

Nein

How many contradictory Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nein.

How many kids does a sterile German have?

Nein.

How many non-compliant Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

Nein!

What's a Republican's favorite number?

NEIN!"

How many Germans does it take screw in a lightbulb?

He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.

How many Germans does to take to screw in a light bulbs?

NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied : "Nein, Eleven."

How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

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What's Mexico's national sport?

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Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

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What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."

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Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad?

Because she died a virgin!

Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

Why is it good to post jokes about feminists?

It promotes equality.

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What do you call it when you build a second portal on minecraft?

Anether(another) Nether

What do you call Minecraft in Germany?

NEIN-CRAFT!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.