How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

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Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

What country has 6 faces, and 8 points?

Cuba

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What borders on silly?

Mexico &amp Canada

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

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How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.

What do you call Minecraft in Germany?

NEIN-CRAFT!

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What's a Republican's favorite number?

NEIN!"

How many Germans does it take screw in a lightbulb?

He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.