How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

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Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What country are you from?

I asked. "Iraq" he said. "How did you escape " I asked. IRAN

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

What is Germany's favorite game?

Mein Kampf

Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

Nein Jokes More Nein Jokes

How many Germans does it take screw in a lightbulb?

He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.

How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied : "Nein, Eleven."