How many good presidential candidates does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it

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How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

How many psychiatrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...

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How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Five. One.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.

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What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.