How did it work ?

We haven't spoken for five years".

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What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

What would be the best color to make a joke about?

I was thinking black, but I'm not sure it would work?

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Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ?

because he didn't know Mandarin

What language do UPS men at Hogwarts speak?

Parcel-tongue

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What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that "

Who lives in a hut with a couple pieces of trash and two grains of rice?

An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now.