We haven't spoken for five years".
I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH
On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
Depends on which country they're from.
Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.
Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.