How did it work ?

We haven't spoken for five years".

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What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

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Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

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Why do rednecks love fall?

Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.

What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.