What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

How did the turtle call his friends?

on his shellphone

Long Time Jokes More Long Time Jokes

Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

Loch Ness Monster Jokes More Loch Ness Monster Jokes

What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.