What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

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What did the one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved! Did you sea what I did there I'm shore you did, beach.

What's a pirrrate's favorite letterrr?

R?" NOOO!!! It's the Sea!!!

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What did Jay Z say when his friend died?

No Biggie.

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

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What do you call gonorrhea that takes a long time to show up?

Slow clap.

What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

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What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.