How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.

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What has 90 balls and screws old women?

Bingo!

How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

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How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?

5/3. The same amount as for whites.

How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

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Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

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Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

Why are campers so predictable?

You know they're in tents.