Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

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What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits?

Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.

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What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!

Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

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What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What is CC Sabathia's favorite inning to pitch in baseball?

The bottom of the fifth

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Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*