What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

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What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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Why did the peadophile sign up for Netflix?

He liked chillin.

Who doesn't like a hot date?

A necrophiliac.

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How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

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Why don't you ever see any Muslim methheads?

They all just get stoned instead.

Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

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What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.