What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

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What's the difference between a red head and a blue head?

Your grip.

What is the difference between a black man and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a child.

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Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

What's everyone's problem with euthanasia?

I like little asian kids

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How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

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Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned :p

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What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!

What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?