Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

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What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

Why do hippies wear pachouli??

So blind people can hate them to

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What did the drowning number theorist say?

logloglogloglogloglogloglogloglog

How do you keep a black person from drowning?

You don't

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What does Tupac Shakur and Oceans 13 have in common?

They were both shot in Vegas!

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

they wanted to restore the CNNomies

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Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS