Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house?

He's still there.

How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

Ba Dum Jokes More Ba Dum Jokes

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS