One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.
Amen.
You don't know man, you weren't there!
A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
A: 10000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution.
Because he screwed up the delivery...
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
A: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.
He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.
You belong.
A baked potato.
because I had to help him....."
