A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)
Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.
One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.
A ladder.
Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.
It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.
Turn it around.
Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.
Well, not all of them.
Only one, but the light bulb should be willing to change.
10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.
Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....
Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!
1 sleep until Christmas.
Homeless
You pay for the pizza.
Why not 17 What's stopping us
The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't
