A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
2 large planes
2 nuns in a chainsaw fight!
One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.
All of them actually . Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb .
Just one to hold it up as the whole world revolves around her.
Because they are held together by weak van den Gaal's forces.
Marry her.
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.
A: Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.
Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.
Because in charge Yoda was.
A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3
He always had treble finding his keys!
The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't
Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.
