What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

Belong Jokes More Belong Jokes

What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

Short Jokes More Short Jokes

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Purpose Jokes More Purpose Jokes

What's the purpose of Barry Chuckle's job at British Gas?

To meter you.

Who's there ! Acid ! Acid who ?

Acidently on purpose !