You don't know man, you weren't there!
When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets.
It's smoking a cigarette.
A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.
Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.
Sleep at night
Because we want to!
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
Vending machines.
