How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

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What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

How many of my ex-girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Apparently she will screw anything.

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How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

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How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.