How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.

How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Chauvinists does it take to Change a Lightbulb?

None, because chauvinists can't change anything.

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's your new years resolution?

Mine's 1920x1080.

Why why why after all these years?

They say "We were waiting for the children to die."

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.