Why do you always see beggars at protests?

They're always looking for some sort of change!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

What do you call a group of black criminals?

A "protest" apparently.

Why did the film critic protest the new children's cemetery?

He's not a fan of juvenile plots.

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What sort of dance do fish do at parties ?

The conga !

Why can't there be some sort of mathematic formula for making friends?

A squadratic formula, if you will.

Beggar Jokes More Beggar Jokes

Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

Who's there ! Beggar ! Beggar who ?

Beggar you don't know !