Why do you always see beggars at protests?

They're always looking for some sort of change!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*

How do all racist jokes start?

Looks over left shoulder* *Looks over right shoulder*

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How many white people does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just hire a mexican to do it.

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

because Mace Windu nuffin

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ?

Gnus - readers !

Beggar Jokes More Beggar Jokes

Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

What's the difference between a beggar and a US Politician?

A beggar has retained his integrity.