How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, except she scissors it in.

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How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they don't change anything.

How many violent revolutions does it take to change a lightbulb?

Violent revolutions never change anything.

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How many guitar players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2 . One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".

How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: WHAT

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What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?

Hey! We really DO taste like chicken!

When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

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What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!