When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

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What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What is the irrational fear of Chuck Norris otherwise known as?

A completely rational fear.

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What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.

What language do lesbians speak?

Gaelic.

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Why do Asians prefer Sony?

Because it's a stereo type

Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

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What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

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What did one redneck say to the other?

If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich.

How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

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What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.