What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

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What's the difference between an erection and a Ferrari?

whisper I don't have a Ferrari.

Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.

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What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

What do white supremacists send their toddlers to before kindergarten?

Pre-KKK

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

What do you call a pair of nervous wigwams?

Too tense.

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Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

Why does the media always call a stabbing incident a "violent" stabbing incident?

Is it possible to stab someone non-violently

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What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.