How many Libertarian Capitalists does it take to change a light bulb?

I ain't buyin those fancy Big-Government ones. The free market idn't ready.

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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.

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How many /r/Jokes mods does it take to change a light bulb?

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How many philosophers does it take to... ...change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".