What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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What did the vegetable say to the dj?

lettuce turnip the beet

What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!