What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

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What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.