None. That's a hardware problem.
None. It's too dark.
Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.
Light? What's that?
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
Because they're good at commiting.
Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.
None that's a hardware problem