What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Peewee Herman have in common?

They were both caught with hands in their drawers.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

How do you catch a dyslexic fish?

Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand?

My hand.

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

Jeffrey Dahmer Jokes More Jeffrey Dahmer Jokes

How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup?

With 26 characters he met at a party.

What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

Drawer Jokes More Drawer Jokes

What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!

What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.